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• Song Name: The Glorious Count by Alan Graham, read by Tony Bell
• Artist: Liars' League
• Album: Hope & Glory
• Year: July 2013

Major-General Count Albrecht Schmarkov, used to cutting a swathe through the society ladies of St. Petersburg, is presented with two problems in wooing the unimaginably wealthy Princess Nadya: one, he's an idiot, and two, she's twelve.

The Glorious Count by Alan Graham was read by Tony Bell at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London.