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• Song Name: Death of an Urban Hermit by Matthew Parker, read by Ben Crystal
• Artist: Liars' League
• Album: Dead & Buried
• Year: October 2013

"Your body starts cooling down as soon as you die, at a rate of 1.5 degrees Celsius per hour. Rigor Mortis sets in after six hours. That’s a problem for me. I passed on in a chair, seven hours ago."

Death of an Urban Hermit by Matthew Parker was read by Ben Crystal at the Liars' League DEAD & BURIED event on Tuesday, 8th October 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.