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• Song Name: Kayleigh by Julie Mayhew, read by Charlotte Worthing
• Artist: Liars' League
• Album: Fear & Loathing
• Year: October 2011

"It is evening. Kayleigh is sitting cross-legged on the edge of my sofa. She is watching my television. Her eyes are narrow slits. She is catlike. Kayleigh scoops salsa with nacho chips. I look up from the book that I am not really reading and I watch as a glob of tomato evades her fleshy lips. It explodes, fat and satisfied, onto the cream upholstery. To me, this happens in slow-motion."

Kayleigh by Julie Mayhew was read by Charlotte Worthing at the Fear & Loathing Liars' League event on 11 October 2011.