Liars' League (London)

All the stories performed from 2013 onwards by Liars' League (London) actors

Subtitle: All the stories performed from 2013 onwards by Liars' League (London) actors
Summary: From Cloak & Dagger to Business & Pleasure, themed short stories are recorded live at our monthly events at the Phoenix pub in London. Since 2007 Liars' League's professional actors have read brand new fiction aloud for your listening enjoyment: check out our archive and our sister event LLNYC if you like what you hear ...
Author: Liars' League; Category: Arts; Explicit: Yes

Track Listing

Liars' League / Writers' & Artists' Yearbook Short Story Competition Winners 2013	0:47:25	32024	44100	11.08 MB
2013 judge Tania Hershman reads a couple of her own flash fictions and introduces readings of the winning story and two runners up in the following order: - Lin Sagovsky reads MISS COPLEY'S FREEDOM (runner up) by Trystan Lewis - Greg Page reads LAGLY (runner up) by Neal Mason - Tricia Stewart reads the winning story, FOR THE DISCERNING TRAVELLER by Grace Tsai keywords:

Liars' League / The Glorious Dolores by Amanda Oosthuizen, read by Carrie Cohen	0:15:57	96kbps	44100	10.96 MB
Dolores, an 84-year old diva crooning in a Paraguayan tourist bar, remembers all the greats: Evita, Hemingway, Dietrich, Raymond Carver. But there's one thing she'd rather forget: the secret of what happened in Amsterdam during the war ... The Glorious Dolores by Amanda Oosthuizen was read by Carrie Cohen at the Liars' League Song & Dance event on Tuesday, 12th March, 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Mondegreen by Esther Cleverly, read by Katy Darby	0:15:57	128kbps	44100	14.61 MB
You know how annoying it is when someone sings the lyrics to a song wrong, over and over? It's driven our narrator to a sordid affair in a cheap motel - but even there she can't escape Billy Joel ... The Mondegreen by Esther Cleverly was read by Katy Darby at the Liars' League Song & Dance event on Tuesday, 12th March, 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / A Musical Note by Alan Graham, read by Clareine Cronin	0:13:00	128kbps	44100	11.91 MB
What's worse than working in smartphone sales? Working in smartphone sales when you're in love with a colleague and suffering from musical Tourette's, that's what. A Musical Note by Alan Graham was read by Clareine Cronin at the Liars' League Song & Dance event on Tuesday, 12th March, 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Charlie Parker, not Parker Knoll by Alan McCormick, read by Cliff Chapman	0:15:18	128kbps	44100	14.01 MB
Alan McCormick's brilliantly dry story relocates Beat hero Jack Kerouac to a boarding-house in suburban Worthing, where he types furiously on Andrex and flirts with the landlady. Charlie Parker, not Parker Knoll by Alan McCormick was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Song & Dance event on Tuesday, 12th March, 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Busby Berkeley Academy by Mark Romasko, read by Lin Sagovsky	0:14:36	128kbps	44100	13.37 MB
Busby Berkeley will do anything to get his song-and-dance spectaculars just right - and if that involves some radical rewiring of the chorus girls, well, the quest for perfection justifies anything. Doesn't it? The Busby Berkeley Academy by Mark Romasko was read by Lin Sagovsky at the Liars' League Song & Dance event on Tuesday, 12th March, 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Crossroads by Liam Hogan, read by Terence Anderson	0:14:44	128kbps	44100	13.49 MB
Our blues-playing narrator got a heavy-as-sin, black-as-night problem, and it's the gee-tar he carries around on his back. Never get into a music competition with the Devil, that's all he's sayin' ... Crossroads by Liam Hogan was read by Terence Anderson at the Liars' League Song & Dance event on Tuesday, 12th March, 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / A Very Important Meeting by Michael Carey, read by James McNeill & Lisa Rose	0:09:03	128kbps	44100	8.29 MB
They used to be together. Now they're not. But last night something happened which requires a very important meeting ... A Very Important Meeting by Michael Carey was read by James McNeill and Lisa Rose at the Liars' League Short & Sweet event on Tuesday 12th February, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Pilot's Wife by Krishan Coupland, read by Sarah Feathers	0:08:46	128kbps	44100	8.03 MB
What happens to a woman whose husband can't keep his feet on the ground? The Pilot's Wife by Krishan Coupland was read by Sarah Feathers at the Liars' League Short & Sweet event on Tuesday 12th February, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Belgian Passion by Agnieszka Dale, read by Silas Hawkins	0:10:06	128kbps	44100	9.26 MB
"I am a Belgian, which means I don't really exist." Desire and death amid the moules-frites in Agnieszka Dale's deadly-droll tale of passion Brussels-style. Belgian Passion by Agnieszka Dale was read by Silas Hawkins at the Liars' League Short & Sweet event on Tuesday 12th February, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Lovesick by Jeffrey Green, read by Louisa Gummer	0:06:42	128kbps	44100	6.14 MB
I was lovesick, so I decided to see a specialist and get some medicine. I called the HMO, and the secretary told me that the specialist's next available appointment was in two months. "Don't you have anything sooner? I'm suffering. I can't wait for two months." keywords:

Liars' League / Sweet Tooth by Esther Cleverly, read by Cliff Chapman	0:08:40	128kbps	44100	7.94 MB
Our buttoned-up 1950s narrator won't stop eating sweets, even though he hates sugar - could it have anything to do with the toothsome new lady dentist in town? Sweet Tooth by Esther Cleverly was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Short & Sweet event on Tuesday 12th February, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Special Economic Advisers, in Love by Owen Booth, read by Greg Page	0:08:34	128kbps	44100	7.86 MB
When international financiers feel Cupid's arrow, the sky's the limit - but when they break up, there's no asset they won't strip to get revenge ... Special Economic Advisers, in Love by Owen Booth was read by Greg Page at the Liars' League Short & Sweet event on Tuesday 12th February, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Patrick by Rebecca Clarke, read by Gloria Sanders	0:08:43	128kbps	44100	8 MB
A teenage girl's diary reveals her burgeoning relationship with the boy next door, Patrick - but can the course of true love really run smooth? Patrick by Rebecca Clarke was read by Gloria Sanders at the Liars' League Short & Sweet event on Tuesday 12th February, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / If Love were a Triceratops by David McGrath, read by Max Berendt	0:09:16	128kbps	44100	8.48 MB
If Sheldon Cooper were to write a love letter to Amy Farrah Fowler, it would probably sound something like this. (Apologies to those unfamiliar with The Big Bang Theory: basically, it's the ultimate geek Valentine). If Love were a Triceratops by David McGrath was read by Max Berendt at the Liars' League Short & Sweet event on Tuesday 12th February, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Meatheads by Dean Kisling, read by Steve Wedd	0:15:59	128kbps	44100	14.65 MB
Ever wondered what happens when you die? Well, when Bruce and the Hawk-Faced Man bought it, they turned into fictional characters - inkheads - and this is what it's like. Meatheads by Dean Kisling was read by Steve Wedd at the Liars' League Twist & Turn event on Tuesday 9th April, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Boat Trip by Lucy Maddox, read by Susan Moisan	0:08:47	128kbps	44100	8.05 MB
A romantic weekend away, cruising down the great rivers of Europe through beautiful scenery ... then your sleeping boyfriend gets a flirty text from another woman. Brilliant. Boat Trip by Lucy Maddox was read by Susan Moisan at the Liars' League Twist & Turn event on Tuesday 9th April 2013, at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Upside Down Pudding by Carolyn Eden, read by Louisa Gummer	0:15:48	128kbps	44100	14.47 MB
Lucy and her mother Susan are having some trouble. There's keys in the butter, nobody can find the remote control, and there's a doctor's appointment to get to ... Upside Down Pudding by Carolyn Eden was read by Louisa Gummer at the Liars' League Twist & Turn event on Tuesday 9th April, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Call Centre by Graham Buchan, read by Paul Clarke	0:07:49	128kbps	44100	7.16 MB
"Hello. Welcome to Purgatory. You are currently held in a queue. Please keep your luggage with you at all times. We value your presence here." Call Centre by Graham Buchan was read by Paul Clarke at the Liars' League Twist & Turn event on Tuesday 9th April, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Bells of St Clement's by Ian Green, read by Patsy Prince	0:09:41	128kbps	44100	8.87 MB
"Everything tastes, just a tiny bit, of fucking, fucking LEMONS!" The Bells of St Clement's by Ian Green was read by Patsy Prince at the Liars' League Twist & Turn event on Tuesday 9th April, 2013, at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Bikes by Paul Robinson, read by Cliff Chapman	0:12:38	128kbps	44100	11.57 MB
For a seven-year-old lad life can be confusing and scary, especially when his Mum works nights and there's a killer about ... Bikes by Paul Robinson was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Twist & Turn event on Tuesday 9th April, 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League, the Audience / WORLD BOOK NIGHT 2013 with Literary Kitchen: "Dirty Dozen" erotic flash fiction	0:10:00	32024	44100	2.34 MB
Our audience's twelve-word erotic flashes, signed with their porn names. Read by Andrew Freedman. Fwoargh. keywords:

Liars' League / Duct Tape, Masking Tape, Whatever by Darren Lee, read by Sabina Cameron	0:14:03	128kbps	44100	12.87 MB
When Jacob adopts a radical new solution to losing all his gadgets, little does he know that this is the way to a technophile psychology student's heart ... Duct Tape, Masking Tape, Whatever by Darren Lee was read by Sabina Cameron at the Liars'' League MAN & MACHINE event on Tuesday 14th May 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / What I am Without: A Sonnet, by Richard Smyth, read by Adam Diggle	0:08:32	128kbps	44100	7.82 MB
Some people love their gadgets, phones and computers - but what if your computer could love you back? What I am Without: A Sonnet, by Richard Smyth was read by Adam Diggle at the Liars' League MAN & MACHINE event on Tuesday 14th May 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Archive of Ivan Dragoyevich, by Alan Graham, read by Peter Noble	0:15:09	128kbps	44100	13.88 MB
When cult music buffs Greg and Callum find the lost archive of 1970s electronica pioneer (and murder suspect) Ivan Dragoyevich they are overjoyed. But then they encounter his greatest work: the Monster ... The Archive of Ivan Dragoyevich by Alan Graham was read by Peter Noble at the Liars' League MAN & MACHINE event on Tuesday 14th May 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Car Mover by Rosanna Boscawen, read by Saul Reichlin	0:13:40	128kbps	44100	12.52 MB
He calls himself a car mover, driving other people's vehicles across Africa. He rarely takes passengers, but there is one he will never forget ... The Car Mover by Rosanna Boscawen was read by Saul Reichlin at the Liars' League MAN & MACHINE event on Tuesday 14th May 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. Short story about a traumatic drive across Kenya in 1989 keywords: rosanna boscawen, the car mover, liarsleague, short story, africa, kenya, 1989

Liars' League / The Love Song of the Predator Drone by Owen Booth, read by Henrietta Clemett	0:13:40	128kbps	44100	12.52 MB
"It was in the mountains of Afghanistan that war artist Mary had fallen in love with a United States MQ-1 unmanned Predator drone ..." The Love Song of the Predator Drone by Owen Booth was read by Henrietta Clemett at the Liars' League MAN & MACHINE event on Tuesday 14th May 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Comeback Special by E. P. Henderson, read by Lin Sagovsky	0:17:40	32024	44100	4.13 MB
When a South London medium gets a knock on her door one night, she doesn't expect to be asked to contact the spirit of Elvis Presley. And she certainly doesn't expect what happens next ... Comeback Special by E. P. Henderson was read by Lin Sagovsky at the Liars' League Kings & Queens event on Tuesday 11 June 2013 at the Phoenix Pub, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Queen's Safety by Cherry Potts, read by Greg Page	0:16:42	32024	44100	3.91 MB
The King is dead, and Princess Beatriz is now a child queen. Her nursemaid Hester and escort Joachim must get the little monarch to safety ... but all is not as it seems. The Queen's Safety by Cherry Potts was read by Greg Page at the Liars' League Kings & Queens event on Tuesday 11 June 2013 at the Phoenix Pub, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Chaperones by David Lewis, read by Silas Hawkins	0:19:27	32024	44100	4.55 MB
Long-suffering parents Clayton and Charity are happy to chaperone at son Justin's gay prom - until everything goes wrong when Prom King and Queen are crowned ... Chaperones by David Lewis was read by Silas Hawkins at the Liars' League Kings & Queens event on Tuesday 11 June 2013 at the Phoenix Pub, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Wrecked by Richard Meredith, read by Zoe Gardner	0:16:57	32024	44100	3.97 MB
What do you do when you're cast away on a desert island full of natural highs with a gittish sales manager called Duncan? Get wrecked, that's what ... Wrecked by Richard Meredith, read by Zoe Gardner at the Liars' League Kings & Queens event on Tuesday 11 June 2013 at the Phoenix Pub, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Elephant in the Tower by David McGrath, read by Ed Cooper Clarke	0:19:31	32024	44100	4.57 MB
The lover of Louis IX, King of France, is taken from his luxurious apartments in Poissy and thrown into the Tower of London ... Except that he hasn't been taken, he's been given away to King Henry III. Also, he's an elephant. The Elephant in the Tower by David McGrath was read by Ed Cooper Clarke at the Liars' League Kings & Queens event on Tuesday June 11 2013, at the Phoenix Pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Last Thing Ever Lost by James Smyth, read by Peter Noble	0:00:00	0	0	0 bytes
Our narrator is waiting anxiously for his fiancee - well, his girlfriend - well, his date. Well the woman he's got a second date with, and has already proposed to. But it's long gone eight and she's pretty late ... time for another drink, perhaps? The Last Thing Ever Lost by James Smyth was read by Peter Noble at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Iduba from Almost Visible Cities by Gregory Norminton, read by Nicky Diss	0:03:42	128kbps	44100	3.39 MB
In Gregory Norminton's homage to Italo Calvino's classic "Invisible Cities", the imagined city of Iduba is a place of shining towers, great wealth, underpaid migrant workers and rapidly eroding resources ... sound familiar? "Almost Visible Cities" is taken from the anthology BEACONS, published by OneWorld. Iduba from Almost Visible Cities by Gregory Norminton was read by Nicky Diss at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Importance of Being Oscar by Diane Payne, read by Clive Greenwood	0:13:42	128kbps	44100	12.55 MB
In 1920s Teddington, a forgotten, middle-aged Lord Alfred Douglas tells the true story of the genius behind Oscar Wilde's success - and it ain't who you think ... The Importance of Being Oscar by Diane Payne was read by Clive Greenwood at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Bird Machine by Amber Lee Dodd, read by Miranda Harrison	0:11:02	128kbps	44100	10.11 MB
Henry, laid off from his job at the car factory a year ago, visits the bird-haunted shell of his old workplace and finds hope in an abandoned egg. The Bird Machine by Amber Lee Dodd was read by Miranda Harrison at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Me and Beyonce by David McGrath	0:14:12	128kbps	44100	13.02 MB
Doghouse O'Reilly is basically a bastard, and he hasn't got any time for his girlfriend's idol, Beyonce. Which is probably why, having invited him backstage at her concert, Beyonce can't get enough of him ... Me and Beyonce by David McGrath was read by the author at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Glorious Count by Alan Graham, read by Tony Bell	0:13:16	128kbps	44100	12.15 MB
Major-General Count Albrecht Schmarkov, used to cutting a swathe through the society ladies of St. Petersburg, is presented with two problems in wooing the unimaginably wealthy Princess Nadya: one, he's an idiot, and two, she's twelve. The Glorious Count by Alan Graham was read by Tony Bell at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Maiden Voyage of Walter Pizarro by Rob Hawke, read by Cliff Chapman	0:17:21	128kbps	44100	15.89 MB
When a cargo ship runs aground on the Devon coast, 37-year-old estate agent Walter Pizarro scents plunder and comes over all buccaneer. But will his lust for gold and his willingness to sell his granny sink him? The Maiden Voyage of Walter Pizarro by Rob Hawke was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Hope & Glory event on Tuesday 9th July, 2013, at the Phoenix pub, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Le Boucher by Matthew Parker, read by Henrietta Clemett	0:08:20	128kbps	44100	7.64 MB
When Emma and Dan go charity hitchhiking in France, they're lucky to be picked up by Englishman Henry - but, as talk turns to serial killing, should they have let him drive on by? Le Boucher by Matthew Parker was read by Henrietta Clemett at the Liars' League Life & Limb event on Tuesday August 13th 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / The Flying Man Hypothesis by Joshan Esfandiari Martin, read by Cliff Chapman	0:16:40	128kbps	44100	15.27 MB
On returning home from a debauched and disastrous wedding, our hero is shocked to find that a woman in his building threw herself out of a window - and even more shocked when he starts to see her doing it over and over again ... The Flying Man Hypothesis by Joshan Esfandiari Martin was read by Cliff Chapman at the Liars' League Life & Limb event on Tuesday August 13th 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Hospital Field by Sian Melangell Dafydd, read by Adam Diggle	0:09:45	128kbps	44100	8.94 MB
Your life is great, your girlfriend is great, your apartment is great and your precious, prized bonsai looks fabulous on the mantelpiece ... until it starts to sicken. Can the tree - and your life as you know it - survive? Hospital Field by Sian Melangell Dafydd was read by Adam Diggle at the Liars' League Life & Limb event on Tuesday August 13th 2013 keywords:

Liars' League / Preheating the Oven by David McGrath, read by Lin Sagovsky	0:12:35	128kbps	44100	11.54 MB
"Brendan snapped his banjo string in Sharon's vagina the first time they tried to have sex. There was blood everywhere. It spurted out of his willy like it was a Super-Soaker 5000 ..." Preheating the Oven by David McGrath was read by Lin Sagovsky at the Liars' League Life & Limb event on Tuesday August 13th 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Good Hope by Tessa North, read by Greg Page	0:15:54	128kbps	44100	14.56 MB
Bored executive Bill has moved on from building model airplanes in his basement to a full-sized set of "real, goddam, feathery wings". But as the whole town starts to get excited about his maiden flight, will this 21st-century Icarus have the guts to jump off the Gordon Building? Good Hope by Tessa North was read by Greg Page at the Liars' League Life & Limb event on Tuesday August 13th 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Vertigo by Ian Green, read by Paul Clarke	0:16:02	128kbps	44100	14.68 MB
Vertigo is the poetry-writing voice of the emptiness. Dave is a cocky crow. Together, they watch over the lonely, desperate and suicidal ... and sometimes give them a nudge. Raven-black humour and a weird alternate universe combine in Ian Green's morbid fiction. Vertigo by Ian Green was read by Paul Clarke at the Liars' League Life & Limb event on Tuesday August 13th 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Paternoster by Richard Smyth, read by Peter Noble	0:08:41	128kbps	44100	7.98 MB
Sir John Paternoster, bereaved father and heroic drinker, encounters a young girl who reminds him irresistibly of his dead daughter Ruth ... Paternoster by Richard Smyth was read by Peter Noble at the Liars' League Business & Pleasure event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London, on Tuesday 10th September 2013. keywords:

Liars' League / The Flyer Man by Jonny Aldridge, read by Rhik Samadder	0:08:55	128kbps	44100	8.18 MB
Charlie and Priya, both students at Malaya University, are young and in love, and Valentine's Day is coming up. Only problem is, Charlie's got a job handing out chastity flyers and Priya's not too happy about it ... The Flyer Man by Jonny Aldridge was read by Rhik Samadder at the Liars' League Business & Pleasure event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London, on Tuesday 10th September 2013. keywords:

Liars' League / That Daring Young Man by Barry McKinley, read by David McGrath	0:13:10	128kbps	44100	12.06 MB
It's 1979, and our Irish narrator is working in London, in the nuclear power industry. His stoner best mate Don has just been fired - but will our hero catch him as he falls? That Daring Young Man by Barry McKinley was read by David McGrath at the Liars' League Business & Pleasure event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London, on Tuesday 10th September 2013. keywords:

Liars' League / Song of the Stapler by Simon Jones, read by Katy Darby	0:16:06	128kbps	44100	14.75 MB
What do you do when your office colleague refuses to lend you a stapler? Wreak bloody, disproportionate revenge, naturally! Song of the Stapler by Simon Jones was read by Katy Darby at the Liars' League Business & Pleasure event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London, on Tuesday 10th September 2013. keywords:

Liars' League / Rotterdam Wives by Siddhartha Banerjee, read by Avin Shah	0:10:50	128kbps	44100	9.92 MB
Naive, wide-eyed and 21, this rookie sailor from Calcutta is on his first trip to Holland - where he discovers that "Rotterdam wives" don't necessarily come with wedding rings ... Rotterdam Wives by Siddhartha Banerjee was read by Avin Shah at the Liars' League Business & Pleasure event at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London, on Tuesday 10th September 2013. keywords:

Liars' League / Instructions for Burying your Best Friend by Liz N. Clift, read by Sarah Feather	0:08:30	128kbps	44100	7.8 MB
When the phone call comes before dawn, it's never good news ... Instructions for Burying your Best Friend by Liz N. Clift was read by Sarah Feathers at the Liars' League DEAD & BURIED event on Tuesday, 8th October 2013 at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Dead and Dug Up by Jennifer Rickard, read by Alex Woodhall	0:17:12	128kbps	44100	15.76 MB
"When we rose you from the dead, you came back ... different. Which was good, because you were kind of a jerk originally." Dead and Dug Up by Jennifer Rickard was read by Alex Woodhall at the Liars' League DEAD & BURIED event on Tuesday, 8th October 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Sorry for your Loss by Mary McCluskey, read by Jo Widdowson	0:17:12	128kbps	44100	15.76 MB
Janine and her teenage daughter Lucy start hearing strange music from the past echoing through their house - but with Janine's husband away, who can be making it? Sorry for your Loss by Mary McCluskey was read by Jo Widdowson at the Liars' League DEAD & BURIED event on Tuesday, 8th October 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Death of an Urban Hermit by Matthew Parker, read by Ben Crystal	0:13:25	128kbps	44100	12.29 MB
"Your body starts cooling down as soon as you die, at a rate of 1.5 degrees Celsius per hour. Rigor Mortis sets in after six hours. That’s a problem for me. I passed on in a chair, seven hours ago." Death of an Urban Hermit by Matthew Parker was read by Ben Crystal at the Liars' League DEAD & BURIED event on Tuesday, 8th October 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / White Van Men by David McGrath, read by Suzanne Goldberg	0:14:58	128kbps	44100	13.71 MB
WARNING: Rated NASTY for violence and swearing. "WANTED: MAN WITH VAN. PICK ME UP — TAKE ME TO QUIET PLACE THEN WITHOUT SAYING A WORD, GIVE ME THE FUCK OF MY YOUNG LIFE IN THE BACK. I AM NOT A WORKING GIRL. IT’S JUST WHAT GETS ME OFF." White Van Men by David McGrath was read by Suzanne Goldberg at the Liars' League DEAD & BURIED event on Tuesday, 8th October 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Everlasting by Nigel Robinson, read by Clive Greenwood	0:14:13	128kbps	44100	13.02 MB
One ordinary morning, standing at the station waiting for the 7.58 to Liverpool Street, Maurice Bloom decides not to go to work, but to go back home and murder his wife. Everlasting by Nigel Robinson was read by Clive Greenwood at the Liars' League DEAD & BURIED event on Tuesday, 8th October 2013 at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London. keywords:

Liars' League / Dead & Buried (October 2013) Part 2	0:38:45	128kbps	44100	35.49 MB
The second half of our spooky October 2013 event. Features the stories Instructions for Burying your Best Friend by Liz N. Clift, read by Sarah Feathers, Everlasting by Nigel Robinson, read by Clive Greenwood and Dead and Dug Up by Jennifer Rickard, read by Alex Woodhall. keywords:

Liars' League / Dead & Buried (October 2013) Part 1	0:49:48	128kbps	44100	45.61 MB
The first half of our spooky October 2013 event. Features the stories Death of an Urban Hermit by Matthew Parker, read by Ben Crystal; Sorry for your Loss by Mary McCluskey, read by Jo Widdowson and White Van Men by David McGrath, read by Suzanne Goldberg. keywords:

Liars' League / Cloak & Dagger (Nov 2013) Part 2 inc. Where it Hurts & The Creation	0:38:53	128kbps	44100	35.61 MB
Two stories from the second half of our November Cloak & Dagger event, including: 1. WHERE IT HURTS by Lucy Ribchester, read by Sophie Morris-Sheppard Set on the bank of the Thames during the famous London frost fairs, this is a story of spine-chilling deceit, cold-blooded murder, and delicious redemption among the brothel-keepers and anatomists of Georgian London ... 2. THE CREATION by Paul Sweeten read by Cliff Chapman "I begin every morning lying in the same double bed, but I will later tell my students never to write a story in which a man wakes up and goes through a routine. But then I’ll tell them to make their writing faithful to perception, faithful to their own lives, and sometimes I’ll mention the name of the writer who first said that. Sometimes I won’t, and they’ll go away thinking it was me." keywords:

Liars' League / Cloak & Dagger (Nov 2013) Part 1 inc. Notes of, Mushroom Hunters, and Musique	0:49:39	128kbps	44100	45.47 MB
Three stories from the first half of our November Cloak & Dagger event, including: 1. NOTES OF A NOTE-TAKING MAN by Paul Flack, read by Andrew Baguley "I had been observing a young woman and decided to call her Teacup. She became a feature in my daily journal, though it wasn’t her alone that triggered my interest. Ten minutes after her arrival each morning a man would join her. He wore a wedding ring. She did not." 2. THE MUSHROOM HUNTERS by James Field, read by Clareine Cronin Two brothers have spent their whole lives engaged in a friendly competition for mushrooms deep within the forests of Northern Italy, until one brother takes the game down a darker path... keywords:

Liars' League / Snow & Stars (Dec 2013) Podcast	1:25:04	128kbps	44100	77.89 MB
All five festive tales from our Christmas spectacular! Featuring: 1) MR FROST by Liam Hogan, read by Lin Sagovsky 2) ABOUT CHRISTMAS by Carolyn Eden, read by Carrie Cohen 3) OBVIOUSLY 3 BELIEVERS by Darren Lee, read by Paul Clarke 4) FIRST FOOT by Brindley Hallam Dennis, read by Ben Crystal 5) SANTA'S CHRISTMAS SNOWSTORM by Alan Graham, read by Sarah Feathers keywords:

Liars' League / You & Me (Feb 2014)	1:18:14	96kbps	44100	53.72 MB
Five fantastic stories of love, death, sex and flirtatious unicorns for Valentine's Day, featuring ballads, high art, highwaymen, mass slaughter and the perils of internet dating (twice). STORY PLAYLIST: 1) 00:00 THE BALLAD OF TOM & JANE by Amy Eddings, read by Lisa Rose & Peter Noble 2) 14:10 NINE DEAD, SIX WOUNDED - A LOVE STORY by Ian Green, read by Martine McMenemy & Andrew Baguley 3) 27:00 YOU & ME by Maria Kyle, read by Suzanne Goldberg & Cliff Chapman 4) 44:25 CANVAS SPIRITS by Paul Flack, read by Silas Hawkins & Patsy Prince 5) 1:03:00 IN WALKS A UNICORN by David Douce, re keywords:

Liars' League / Truth & Dare (Mar 2014)	1:16:24	96kbps	44100	52.47 MB
We asked for tales of honesty, bravery and Spin the Bottle. What we got was snipe, booze, Central African corruption, coups, Hoxton twts, naked photography and Death personified, twice. Enjoy. TRUTH & DARE PLAYLIST: 1) 00:00 UPWARDS BEHIND THE ONSTREAMING ... by Philip Suggars, read by Tony Bell 2) 11:55 BARRETT by Ursula Dewey, read by Beverley Longhurst 3) 27:00 SNIPE HUNTER by Eleanore Etienne, read by Clive Greenwood 4) 41:40 LET THERE BE LIGHT by Kassalina Boto, read by Saul Reichlin 5) 59:25 DO YOU DARE ME TO CROSS THE LINE? by Mike Clarke, read by Alex Woodhall keywords:*

Liars' League / Slings & Arrows (April 2014) - Part 2 inc. PTSD, History Lessons, Romero & Julie	0:37:53	128kbps	44100	34.7 MB
The second half of our Shakespeare-tastic (sort of) Spring special, featuring (in order): - PTSD: PART-TIMER, STILL DOWN, the story of a traumatised veteran, by Caroline Greene, read by Tony Bell - HISTORY LESSONS by Oana Aristide, read by Sarah Feathers - a schoolboys' war game goes horribly wrong. - ROMERO & JULIET by Liam Hogan, read by Robert Welling. An arrogant director of Shakespeare-influenced zombie porn gets his just deserts. keywords:

Liars' League / Slings & Arrows (Apr 2014) - Pt 1: Sea of Troubles, Kassell, Outrageous Fortune	0:47:45	128kbps	44100	43.73 MB
The first half of our Shakespeare-tastic Spring special, featuring (in order): - AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA OF TROUBLES by Lucy Ribchester, read by Miranda Harrison - an Elizabethan sailor recounts a love affair with a young playwright ... - KASSELL by Cherry Potts, read by Greg Page - the funeral procession of a dead monarch might just kill his right-hand man. - OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE by Ala Anvari, read by Alicia McKenzie - a determined lawyer is determined to prove she can outwit the boys on the field of paintball. keywords:

Liars' League / Beginning & End (May 2014)	1:13:25	214466	44100	112.63 MB
Five stories running the gamut from birth to death, with rat pie, Aussie anglers and fiery apocalypse in between. 1) The Rat Pie Man by Stephanie Brann, read by Tony Bell 2) The Job by Maggie Veness, read by Silas Hawkins 3) Birth Plan by Uschi Gatward, read by Beverley Longhurst INTERVAL 4) Memory Man by Jim Cogan, read by Suzanne Goldberg 5) Elevator Pitch by Mike Clarke, read by Sarah Feathers keywords:

Liars' League / Weird & Wonderful, June 2014	1:03:56	128kbps	44100	58.54 MB
Weird is wonderful: normal is nowhere. From the slightly quirky to the downright impossible, our June stories feature tree gods, disappearing dogs, suburban centaurs, psychopathic doppelgangers, a memory palace and a cynical mermaid. WEIRD & WONDERFUL STORIES That Which We Leave by Pat Black, read by Grace Cookey-Gam Hard Times by Ruth Brandt, read by Susan Moisan Single, Yellow, Male by Giles Anderson, read by Greg Page The Real McCoy by (the award-winning!) Cherry Potts, read by Lin Sagovsky For bonus stories and readings (of The Real McCoy, by Louisa Gummer, and Becoming by Kate Weinberg, read by Charlotte Worthing) please visit www.liarsleague.com keywords:

Liars' League / Sons & Daughters (July 2014)	1:18:48	96kbps	44100	54.12 MB
An eclectic family of foul-mouthed little girls, macho dads, promiscuous mums, wayward sons, and pig-eating cows (don't ask). Also, Star Wars, Star Trek, H2G2, the Princess Bride and other geekiness ... STORIES IN ORDER OF READING Quick Little Shot by Tom Weller NEW AUTHOR - read by David Mildon I'm Your Son by Joshua Osto NEW AUTHOR - read by Eileen Pollock Blessed are the Geek by Liam Hogan - read by Clive Greenwood Innocence by Chris Tucker NEW AUTHOR - read by Alex Woodhall A Day for the Ducks by David McGrath - read by Gloria Sanders keywords:

Liars' League / Beauty & Beast (August 2014)	1:18:45	64kbps	44100	36.06 MB
Six stories to make you swoon! For beauties we have trapped princesses, naked cyclists, naive tourists and Russian ballerinas, and beasts include stallions, stag beetles, llamas, swans and a real live dragon. The order of performance is as follows: 1) CAGES by Joanne L. M. Williams, read by Susan Moisan 2) KARMA by Stephanie Brann, read by Sarah Feathers 3) BALLERINAS ACROSS THE ANDES by Owen Booth, read by Adam Diggle 4) THE SWAN by Caroline Greene, read by Greg Page 5) CITY GIRL by Melanie White, read by Grace Cookey-Gam 6) NAKED by David McGrath, read by Charlotte Worthing keywords:

Liars' League / High & Low (September 2014)	1:26:46	64kbps	44100	39.73 MB
A rollercoaster ride of high art, low life, soft drugs, hard luck, empathy machines, building jumpers, wirewalkers and the world's most embarrassing dad, featuring, in order of performance: The Emperor of the Air by Peter Saul, read by Cliff Chapman God's Chair by Tom Mitchell, read by Louisa Gummer Up so High (Feel so Low) by Jennifer Rickard, read by Kim Scopes Art is Long, Life is Short by Simon Sylvester, read by Carrie Cohen On a Scale of One to Ten by Meg Charlton, read by Harriet Dobby Man Overboard by Barry McKinley, read by David McGrath keywords:

Liars' League / Litcrawl London 2014	0:44:28	128kbps	44100	40.72 MB
Four stories - three from the archives, one brand new - read at London Litcrawl 2014 at Petitou Cafe in Peckham. LINE UP IN ORDER OF READING: In Walks a Unicorn by David Douce, read by Cliff Chapman and Harriet Dobby PTSD (Part Timer Still Down) by Caroline Greene, read by Ray Newe The Magic Lamp by Phil Pavey, read by Helen Belbin Naked by David McGrath, read by the author NSFW keywords:

Liars' League / Slash & Burn (October 2014)	1:27:58	64kbps	44100	40.27 MB
Six spooktacular stories on the theme of Slash & Burn, featuring ghosts, cowboys, psychic twins, murderous rats, deals with the devil and Spock and Kirk in a clinch. Ghost Story by Niall Boyce, read by Peter Noble Down to One by Shenoa Carroll-Bradd bread by Martine Richards The Twelve O'Clock by Liam Hogan, read by Silas Hawkins He Slashed some Lines for Whiskers by David Turnbull, read by Gloria Sanders Greenwich, Noon by Vincent Kelly, read by Jennifer Tan Slash Friction by Alan Graham, read by Linda Large keywords:

Liars' League / Vice & Virtue (November 2014)	1:24:36	64kbps	44100	38.73 MB
From pimps betting on a sex race to starships stuffed with the virtuous, via a hotdog-eating contest, promiscuous peasants and a very unlikely agony aunt, we're unleashing our inner sinners (and a few saints) in November. VICE & VIRTUE STORIES in order of performance: Seven Ships by Liam Hogan, read by Clareine Cronin Let the Girl Eat by Laurence van der Noordaa, read by Rebecca Yeo My Last Friday Night John Race by David McGrath, read by Silas Hawkins Kinky Sue by Amy Eddings, read by Sarah Feathers Kitty and Pussy by Anne Neumann, read by Miranda Harrison keywords:

Liars' League / Mistletoe & Wine (December 2014)	1:34:24	64kbps	44100	43.22 MB
We celebrate the festive season with a heaving stocking stuffed full of Christmas fiction. Our December playlist features a grinchy tattooist, a doubting fiancee, a sex-pest Rudolph, a girl who just wants to party, and of course Cliff Richard - sorry, that should read Jesus. Plus two bonus flash fictions about the wicked German anti-Santa Krampus ... MISTLETOE & WINE LINE-UP Christmas Ink by Liam Hogan, read by John de Holland NEW ACTOR Bird in Hand by Stephanie Brann, read by Katy Darby Letter to Krampus by Alan Graham, read by Carrie Cohen Rock Bottom by David McGrath, read by Paul Clarke keywords:

Liars' League / Beautiful & Damned (February 2015)	1:10:32	64kbps	44100	32.29 MB
From black magic to sexual electricity via seal spirits, Satanists, cads, tarts and prisoners, we have a darkly desirable selection of stories for the month of love. Featuring fiction by David McGrath, Jim Cogan, Lisa Stout, Geoffrey Heptonstall, Alan Graham and Arike Oke with readings by David McGrath, Greg Page, David Mildon, Paul Clarke, Tony Bell & Eilidh Nairn (after Summer 2015) keywords:

Liars' League / Boom & Bust (March 2015)	1:57:56	64kbps	44100	53.99 MB
This month's four winning stories feature Polish pick-up artists, financial cruelty, Deptford dockers, people jumping off buildings, Japanese translators and really a LOT of swearing. (Fly Like a Dolphin is definitely NSFW). WINNING STORIES Black Cod by Gregory Jackson, read by Gloria Sanders The Chip on your Shoulder by Imogen Hermes Gowar NEW AUTHOR, read by Lois Tucker NEW ACTOR Fly Like a Dolphin by Rob Passmore NEW AUTHOR, read by Max Berendt BONUS STORIES (PODCAST ONLY) Button B by Niall Boyce, read by Greg Page Your Next Bestseller: "A Collateralised Debt Obligation Too Far" by J.P.E. Bucket by Kassalina Boto, read by Peter Noble keywords:

Liars' League / Trial & Error (April 2015)	1:16:28	64kbps	44100	35.01 MB
Our eighth birthday event features alien encounters, draconian fathers, awkward teenagers, dead writers and sexual experimentation, but oddly, no legal stories. Probably for the best ... TRIAL & ERROR STORIES Skimming the Surface by Sarah Evans NEW AUTHOR, read by Patsy Prince The Biographers by Simone Haysom NEW AUTHOR, read by Louisa Gummer 33,333rd Time Lucky by Jim Cogan, read by Paul Clarke INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ Calling Out by Jennifer Rickard, read by Paul Case Best of 20 by Simon Barker, read by Nicky Diss keywords:

Liars' League / Master & Servant (May 2015)	1:37:16	64kbps	44100	44.53 MB
Six stories of human furniture, sadistic gym instructors, ruthless politicians, sentient puppets, TV samurai, vengeful genies and, naturally, a lesbian take on Jeeves & Wooster. MASTER & SERVANT ORDER OF SERVICE Rhuar Dean, WORK OUT LL debut - read by Alex Woodhall Lisa Stout, SLAVE TO THE BOTTLE - read by Susan Moisan Gotham Mamik, SAMURAI SAM LL debut - read by Kevin Shen (in his LL acting debut) Jonathan Pinnock, author of VENTRILOQUISM FOR DUMMIES - read by Tony Bell Sunny Teich, FOOTSTOOL LL debut - read by Beverley Longhurst Alan Graham, TARTS AREN'T GENTLEMEN - read by H keywords:

Liars' League / Near & Far (June 2015)	1:23:50	64kbps	44100	38.38 MB
Five extracts of newly-translated work by rising and established authors from Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Slovenia and the Czech Republic. These wide-ranging pieces feature witches, war photographers, smugglers, New York mistresses and comic book artists, bringing new flavours of European fiction from all across the continent. The Near & Far event was presented as part of European Literature Night VII, 13 May – 9 June 2015, www.europeanliteraturenight.co.uk, organised in partnership with EUNIC, Czech Centre, Goethe Institut, Lithuanian Culture Institute, Embassy of the Republic of Lithuania, Polish Cultural Institute and Republic of Slovenia Embassy in London. keywords:

Liars' League / Parent & Child (June 2015)	1:30:11	64kbps	44100	41.29 MB
Featuring dragons, armed robbers, kidnapping grannies, estranged mothers, fertility clinics and a divorce meeting at the Little Chef. STORIES: - Destiny's Children by Rosalind Stopps read by Carrie Cohen - Mei Ling's Story by Anna Giokas NEW AUTHOR read by Rebecca Yeo - Bulletproof Papoose by Liam Hogan read by Clive Greenwood - Breakfast on the Motorway by Andrew McDonnell NEW AUTHOR - Wandering Eye by Phil Berry NEW AUTHOR read by Sophie Morris-Sheppard - How to Change your Dragon by Francine Castile NEW AUTHOR read by Kim Scopes Our special Parent & Child night was hel keywords:

Liars' League / Dungeons & Dragons (July 2015)	1:17:43	64kbps	44100	35.58 MB
"You find yourself in a low tavern, surrounded by all manner of disreputable, strangely-dressed cityfolk sweating profusely as they order tankards of the head-spinning local ale. Suddenly a thin, intense-looking man strides on stage and cries "WELCOME to Liars' League!" And your breathtaking quest begins ..." On your journey, you will encounter Welsh chimaeras, monster-haunted labyrinths, well-endowed Amazonian swordswomen, feisty princesses and probably the scariest literary dragon since Smaug. Hang on to your polyhedral dice, brave adventurer - it's going to be quite a ride. keywords:

Liars' League / Accident & Emergency (August 2015)	1:28:38	64kbps	44100	40.57 MB
A transfusion of fresh fiction, featuring organ couriers, school bullies, Hollywood stunts, Government-sponsored witches, car crashes, and a man waking from an eight-year coma. ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY STORIES His Shane McKenna Voice by Tom Ryan, read by Silas Hawkins Problem Child by Phil Berry, read by Tony Bell Miscellaneous, Spooky, Weird by Liam Hogan, read by Carrie Cohen Fault Lines by Jennifer Steil NEW AUTHOR read by Louisa Gummer Comma Coma by Will Adam NEW AUTHOR read by Adam Diggle Fool's Leap by Alan Graham, read by David Mildon keywords:

Liars' League / Lock & Key (September 2015)	1:23:23	64kbps	44100	38.17 MB
Five cryptic tales featuring escapologists, conquistadors, thieves, hard-drinking "gentlemen's retreats" and hipster sex parties - on day release just for you! LOCK & KEY STORIES Lightfingers Morgan by Charles Whitting NEW AUTHOR, read by Will Goodhand Key Party by Sarah McAllister NEW AUTHOR, read by Louisa Gummer The Fantastic Fritz by Nigel Robinson, read by Greg Page The Consular Agent by Phil Berry, read by Andrew Baguley The Baggage Handlers by Jim Cogan, read by Ray Newe keywords:

Liars' League / Signs & Omens (October 2015) Part 1	0:40:17	128kbps	44100	36.89 MB
The first half of our haunting Hallowe'en special, featuring ghosts, jungle monsters and sentient zombies. 1. The Hotel Entrance by Brindley Hallam Dennis, read by Silas Hawkins 2. Kalimantan by Lisa Beyt NEW AUTHOR read by Nicky Newman 3. Locked In by Liam Hogan, read by Carrie Cohen keywords:

Liars' League / Signs & Omens (October 2015) Part 2	0:36:34	128kbps	44100	33.49 MB
The grand finale of our haunting Hallowe'en special, featuring haunted toys, werewolves and little vampires. 1. The Magic Slate by Pat Black (as first seen on EmeraldStreet.com) read by Lois Tucker 2. Beasts of London by Dan Coxon NEW AUTHOR read by Lionel Laurent NEW ACTOR 3. Mother's Milk by J.A. Hopper NEW AUTHOR read by Liz Bower keywords:

Liars' League / Curiouser & Curiouser (November 2015)	1:17:04	128kbps	44100	70.56 MB
Our five fantastical fictions feature impossible meetings, sexy scientists, playable dreams, mermaid strippers (naturally), Prince Harry on drugs (obviously) and the moon on toast. STORIES: A Very Important Meeting by Jon Stubbington NEW AUTHOR, read by David Mildon Moonpeel by Anton Rose NEW AUTHOR read by Paul Clarke Research Failure by Alan Graham, read by Miranda Harrison The Strange and Epic Saga of Mermaid Strippers, Disaster, Salvation, Gold, Capsizing, Fire, Hiccups, Mutiny, Shipwreck, A Cult, Prison, Escape, and Mermaid Strippers Again by Peter Saul, read by Gloria Sanders keywords:

Liars' League / Kith & Kin (December 2015)	1:51:22	128kbps	44100	101.97 MB
Six stories, no holds barred ... Yes, this Christmas the League can boast all the seasonal classics: angelic visitations, magic toyshops, haunted jumpers, hookers in antlers, psychotic twins and vehicular manslaughter, all sprinkled with the joy and horror of festive family fun! KITH & KIN WINNING STORIES in playing order ... The Old Toyshop by Anne Neumann (read by Clareine Cronin) A Flawless Campaign by James English NEW AUTHOR (read by Silas Hawkins) Yule Never Walk Alone by Jim Cogan (read by Carrie Cohen & Louisa Gummer) INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ A Time of Gifts by Elizabeth Stott NEW AUTHOR (read by Clive Greenwood) keywords:

Liars' League / Clean & Dirty (February 2016)	1:31:53	128kbps	44100	84.12 MB
We welcome in 2016 with our special Clean & Dirty Valentine's event, featuring dirty dictionaries and OCD romance, marriage inspectors, vengeful cleaners, sex in IKEA, and at least two things to do with Marigold gloves. CLEAN & DIRTY WINNING STORIES (in order of reading) Coming Clean by Sherry Morris NEW AUTHOR, read by Lionel Laurent Zoe versus Zita by Michael Button NEW AUTHOR, read by Louisa Gummer The Marriage Inspector by Niall Boyce, read by Greg Page INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ Gloves by Elisabeth Simon NEW AUTHOR, read by Katy Darby Saving Face by Emma O'Brien NEW AUTHOR, read by Kim Scopes keywords:

Liars' League / Justice & Mercy (March 2016)	1:31:56	128kbps	44100	84.17 MB
A criminally good line-up of fiction, featuring disputed virginity and disgraced royalty, absconding prisoners, eager-to-please executioners, a taste of post-apocalyptic justice, and the thoughts of an actual fly on the wall. JUSTICE & MERCY WINNING STORIES (in order of performance) Crimes of Passion by Michael Skansgaard NEW AUTHOR read by Silas Hawkins Judgement Day by James Smyth read by Miranda Harrison Jailbreak by Steve Moran NEW AUTHOR read by Lin Sagovsky Mercy Road by Liam Hogan read by Jim Cogan Rated by Matthew Harrison NEW AUTHOR read by Carrie Cohen The H-Meister Gets Hitched by Quintin Forrest read by Alex Woodhall keywords:

Liars' League / 100th event: Hundreds & Thousands (April 2016)	1:15:28	128kbps	44100	69.1 MB
Ten stories of one hundred or one thousand words each to celebrate our hundredth event; featuring life, death, sex, money, darts, clocks, supercomputers, magical curses, balding, and the difference between Woody Allen and Woody Harrelson. PLAYLIST: (100) One Hundred Years by Joanne L. M. Williams, read by Lois Tucker (1000) Ripples by Jason Jackson, read by Greg Page (100) Uncle Phil by Tom McColl, read by Nicholas Delvallé (1000) Candle by Liam Hogan, read by Sarah Feathers (100) Impact by Katy Darby, read by Judith Quin (1000) Baldhead by Sean Preston, read by Adam Diggle INTERVAL & INFAMOUS BOOK QUIZ keywords:

Liars' League / Stage & Screen (May 2016)	1:41:36	128kbps	44100	93.02 MB
Enjoy explosions, escapes, killer gum, beastly satire, Shakespeare, and murders which are almost certainly sexually motivated in our showbiz spectacular! PLAYLIST: One Beautiful Day by Elizabeth Stott, read by Carrie Cohen Proving Grounds by Sunny Teich, read by Gloria Sanders Portrait of the Artist as a Young Pig by Bernard O'Keeffe, read by Nicky Diss INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ Wet Patch & the Wad by David Turnbull, read by Greg Page The Mad Scene by Tom Heaton, read by Sarah Feathers Trutch! or Chekhov's Woman by Dan Timms, read by Nick Delvalle keywords:

Liars' League / Planes, Trains & Automobiles (June 2016)	1:36:53	128kbps	44100	88.71 MB
It's the season of holiday heaven (or hell), so our June event was a travel special, featuring trains (model and life-size), planes, cars, ships, bikes, trucks and even buses, as well as stolen identities, missed flights, sinister AA men and - what else? - the end of the world as we know it ... WINNING STORIES for PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES The Connection by Ingrid Jendrzejewski, read by Sarah Feathers A Model World by Owen Booth, read by Jim Cogan The Anonymity of Buses by Robert Paul Weston, NEW AUTHOR, read by Silas Hawkins INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ Arkham Roadside Assistance by Gregory Adams, read by Katy Darby keywords:

Liars' League / Genius & Madness (July 2016)	1:26:35	128kbps	44100	79.28 MB
Six stories of creativity & insanity: naked artists & obsessive scientists, Apple "geniuses" & prog-rock guitarists, ingenues & surrealists, crazy love & beautiful misfits ... WINNING STORIES - RUNNING ORDER Last Night by Peter Higgins, read by Jim Cogan I Married a Lunatic by Thomas Kearnes, read by David Mildon 1% Inspiration by Brigid Mahony, read by Grace Cookey-Gam & Tim Larkfield INTERVAL The Persistence of Mnemosyne by Michael Skansgaard, read by Gabriel Moreno The Schoendecker Archive by Joel Blackledge, read by Gloria Sanders The Island of Kevin Quickfingers by Alan Graham, keywords:

Liars' League / National Gallery Inspiration Late (July 2016)	1:19:51	128kbps	44100	73.11 MB
The five winning stories from our National Gallery competition for short stories inspired by paintings. Featuring models, virgins, Duchesses, conquerors and tigers - to name but a few ... WINNING STORIES RUNNING ORDER Authenticity and the Madonna by Ingrid Jendrzejewski, read by Sarah Feathers, inspired by Madonna with the Iris, workshop of Albrecht Durer Stilleven by Gregory Jackson, read by David Mildon, inspired by Still Life with Pewter Vessels and Crab by Willem Claeszoon Heda The Lost Species by Jenny Ramsay, read by Miranda Harrison, inspired by Surprised! by Henri Rousseau Desperately Seeking Hephaestion by Elizabeth Hopkinson, read by Nicholas Delvalle, inspired by The Family of Darius before Alexander by Paolo Veronese, keywords:

Liars' League / Work & Play (August 2016)	1:12:12	128kbps	44100	66.11 MB
Let your hair down in an office-appropriate fashion with our five winning stories on a Work & Play theme. Topics include demonic harassment in the workplace, death while shopping, post-mortem am-dram, colleague cuckoldry and a room full of nightmares, which for once doesn't mean the stationery cupboard ... WORK & PLAY LINE-UP Ted by Jason Jackson, read by Jim Cogan The Phobia Room by Stuart Snelson NEW AUTHOR read by Greg Page Break a Leg by Keith Gillison NEW AUTHOR read by Clive Greenwood A Man We Don't Even Know by Jacqueline Downs, read by Cliff Chapman Michaela, No Saint, Triumphs Over the Devil by Barney Walsh NEW AUTHOR read by Lois Tucker keywords:

Liars' League / Gods & Mortals (September 2016)	1:40:27	128kbps	44100	91.97 MB
In our divine selection of six stories this month we have a sassy Satan, a Yorkshire Charon, the Irish god of poetry and love Aengus Og, the Almighty himself in a Mexican prison, Dionysus at AA, Baron Samedi on a Bradford bus, and, of course, guineapigs. Not forgetting the infamous Liars' League Book Quiz! GODS & MORTALS STORIES - RUNNING ORDER A Place to Dump Guinea Pigs by David Hartley NEW AUTHOR, read by Greg Page The Wings of Aengus Og by Sandi Leibowitz NEW AUTHOR, read by Lin Sagovsky One Day at a Time by Abigail Lee, read by Jim Cogan The Beginning of Wisdom by Raymond Walker NEW AUTHOR, read by Louisa Gummer keywords:

Liars' League / Flesh & Bone (October 2016)	1:33:50	128kbps	44100	85.91 MB
For Hallowe'en we're serving up plenty of fresh fictional meat: embalmers and gravediggers in love, vengeful Hollywood wives, worms, livestock, bodyswaps, zombies, ghosts, revenants and a rather crap cyborg. Enjoy! FLESH & BONE WINNING STORIES I Am A Worm by George Huntington, read by Tim Larkfield Hefted by Gary Evans, read by Alex Mann Baggage by Sophie Bloom, read by Susan Moisan INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ First Date by Matthew Robinson, read by Clareine Cronin What's for You Won't Pass You By by Simon Sylvester read by Cliff Chapman The Dead Wives' Club by Ilora Choudhury, read by Gloria Sanders keywords:

Liars' League / Us & Them (November 2016)	1:41:34	128kbps	44100	92.99 MB
The stories this month feature baby rats, traumatised soldiers, uppity moths, self-consuming metafiction, 80s action figures, and a very sinister housing committee. No narrator is too unusual, no story too strange for our Us & Them event, as we hand over the mike to collective voices, extraordinary viewpoints and life-or-death clashes and connections. WINNING STORIES in order of reading We/She by J. A. Hopper, read by Charlotte Worthing Sharing by Judy Birkbeck NEW AUTHOR, read by Carrie Cohen PT Fuckin' SD by Richard Jay Goldstein NEW AUTHOR, read by Nick Delvalle INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ keywords:

Liars' League / Light & Dark (December 2016)	1:31:50	128kbps	44100	84.08 MB
Elves, Secret Santa, obscene Christmas lights, Ebenezer Scrooge, estranged relatives and a really, REALLY awkward Christmas dinner = our seasonal special has it all - plus a bumper book quiz and MVP 2016 announcements! LIGHT & DARK STORIES (PLAYING ORDER) Tigg Montague's Ponzi Pyramid Scheme by Liam Hogan, read by Clive Greenwood Christmas Star by Sherry Morris, read by Josie Charles The Gift by Michael Mann NEW AUTHOR, read by Jim Cogan INTERVAL & BOOK QUIZ Christmas with the In-Laws by Quintin Forrest, read by Robert Welling Winter Sun by Miranda Gold, read by Lois Tucker The Gos keywords:

Liars' League / Mate & Date (February 2017)	1:18:34	128kbps	44100	71.94 MB
Five fantastic Valentine's tales which will sweep you off your feet, with sex parties, dirty weekends, runaway genitals, furniture-building with exes and the world's worst babysitter. Stories in order of reading: - Flat-Packed Love by John Vicious NEW AUTHOR read by Grace Cookey-Gam - Our Winter Tryst by Kim French NEW AUTHOR read by Tony Bell - The Gordon Knot by Alan Graham read by Louisa Gummer - Max's Date by Lucy Smith NEW AUTHOR read by Nicholas Delvalle - The Coat by Sarah Courtauld NEW AUTHOR read by Gloria Sanders keywords:

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